12:38 PM
Center Valley, PA
Only a few short minutes ago, a unit of C.O.R.N., also known as an 'ear' (probably a spy of some sort), was found rummaging around in this reporter's mailbox. When threatened with a barbeque and tongs, the agent admitted to trying to rip apart the Domestications magazine in an attempt to get an equal amount of magazine to every house in the neighborhood. Here is yet MORE evidence that corn is clearly communist.
"OMG! I SAW THAT CORN!!! I KNEW ITS PLOT!!!! Last night, corn MURDERED an innocent street lamp!!!" This was the testimony witness Kelly Pharrell had to offer. Pictures from the scenes of both crimes are above. To the left, that poor streetlamp with so much life ahead of it, lying in a pool of blood after being shot by CORN. To the right, a picture of corn, clearly guilty, standing beside the mailbox it was raiding.
Keep your eyes out... Corn is everywhere.
1 comment:
omg. . .I WAS THAT REPORTER!!! i'm a reporter for
www.gap-at-stuff.blogspot.com!!!(this is sooo not an ad for the website. . .) anyway, i never got that edition of Domestications. *sob*
Thank you. Thanks for informing the public.
-Howard McMuffin-Pantaloons
P.S.= You think you did that before? lol! good times!
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