Last night, at 9:59 PM, several niblets of C.O.R.N. started a massive brawl with the Swedish Breakdancing team. Thankfully, the members were smart enough to bring a portable microwave and some butter with them at all times. The units were slaughtered and made into refreshments for the local movie theater. Sadly, one of the stars of the team were critically scratched. Please send them your cheer and wellness.
Now do you see? CORN MUST BE STOPPED! IT CAN'T JUST GO ON INJURING INNOCENT, SWEDISH BREAKDANCING SENSATIONS LIKE THIS!!! IT MUST BE STOPPED!!!! NOW!!!!! YOU CAN EAT THOSE POTATO CHIPS LATER!!!!
I SAID NOW!!!
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