We have secured the poor captive in the photo below. Though thoroughly shaken, he told this reporter that he learned from this experience.
"I've learned to HATE!!! TO HATE CORN AND ITS KERNELS OF EVIL!!! HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Corn nearly killed my entire family!!!!! AND it slashed prices at the mall... ALONG WITH HALf THE STORES!!! OMG!!! CORN MUST PERISH!!! PERISH!!!"
At this point, he was too upset to even continue.
So ask yourself: Is C.O.R.N really what you think it is? Is it a pretty vegetable? Or a yellow-bellied villian of EVIL???!!!! The answer's really obvious. It's the second one. Corn is just plain BAD.
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